Today Kaiya asked for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. After rummaging in the fridge for a minute, I said, “I can’t believe we’re entirely out of jelly.”
Ethan said, “Well, we can always find an alien species and smush it up to make jelly.”
Me: “Wouldn’t it be easier to go to the store than into outer space to capture an alien?”
Ethan: “I meant an alien species, like guava. They’re not native to Hawaii, you know.”
Elyse and I laughed for a good five minutes.
MARGARET DILLOWAY 
Thoughts? Comments?