I got a nice surprise yesterday when my EW came in the mail and I saw my book mentioned. Yay! I immediately showed my kids. The two younger ones were gratifyingly excited. Eldest said, "I want proof!" and read it and said, "Cool."
Given that I so often complain about wanting another hundred hours in a day, I would either slow down time or eliminate my need to sleep. As for a name? I'd have to go with "Crasian." A friend once combined "crazy" and "Asian" to describe me, and the fitting nickname never fails to make me laugh.