Because you’re doing it wrong.
Angry Daddy Tells the World How to Eat Cookies and Milk
Published by Margaret Dilloway
Middle grade and women's fiction novelist. FIVE THINGS ABOUT AVA ANDREWS, (Balzer + Bray 2020); SUMMER OF A THOUSAND PIES. MOMOTARO: Xander and the Lost Island of Monsters (Disney Hyperion); TALE OF THE WARRIOR GEISHA and SISTERS OF HEART AND SNOW, out now from Putnam Books. HOW TO BE AN AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE was a finalist for the John Gardner fiction award. THE CARE AND HANDLING OF ROSES WITH THORNS is the 2013 Literary Tastes Best Women's Fiction Pick for the American Library Association. Mother of three children, wife to one, slave to a cat, and caretaker of the best overgrown teddy bear on Earth, Gatsby the Goldendoodle. View more posts
MARGARET DILLOWAY 
Handsome AND informational. Every house should have a Cadillac! 🙂
I agree with Cadillac on the less messy aspect of his method, but his way means the pleasure of that milk-sopped cookie entering your mouth and dissolving is gone. And I always loved drinking the milk down to the cookie crumbs. They were a bonus, like a buried treasure, at the end of the cookie eating/milk slurping process.
Agreed, Lisa!