Ladies and Gentleman…


I give you what you’ve all been waiting for…

The awesomeness that is the over short! $19.99 at jcp.

Perfect for all those times when you need to…um…

I runned out of words.

I fear the photo doesn’t accurately show the tinyness of these. They’re like a denim loincloth.

In other news, ALL the pants I tried on today were too big in the waist and butt, too small in the knee. How doth this happen? I must have KOUS.

Published by Margaret Dilloway

Middle grade and women's fiction novelist. FIVE THINGS ABOUT AVA ANDREWS, (Balzer + Bray 2020); SUMMER OF A THOUSAND PIES. MOMOTARO: Xander and the Lost Island of Monsters (Disney Hyperion); TALE OF THE WARRIOR GEISHA and SISTERS OF HEART AND SNOW, out now from Putnam Books. HOW TO BE AN AMERICAN HOUSEWIFE was a finalist for the John Gardner fiction award. THE CARE AND HANDLING OF ROSES WITH THORNS is the 2013 Literary Tastes Best Women's Fiction Pick for the American Library Association. Mother of three children, wife to one, slave to a cat, and caretaker of the best overgrown teddy bear on Earth, Gatsby the Goldendoodle.

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