I give you what you’ve all been waiting for…

The awesomeness that is the over short! $19.99 at jcp.

Perfect for all those times when you need to…um…

I runned out of words.

I fear the photo doesn’t accurately show the tinyness of these. They’re like a denim loincloth.

In other news, ALL the pants I tried on today were too big in the waist and butt, too small in the knee. How doth this happen? I must have KOUS.