I just showed Kaiya a small toy plane and said, “Oh, let’s pretend we’re flying to Hawaii.” She said, “That’s not a plane, it’s a jet, and we can’t fly on a jet because there are no seats or seatbelts.” Oh. She was right. It WAS a jet.

This from a kid who calls every girl in her class “Ariel” because she doesn’t care to learn their names.